Back on October 16th, Dennis “the menace” Gartman – – who inexplicably is on CNBC constantly – – declared that the rest of 2015 would be “boring” for crude oil. Let's check out the snooze-fest:

So, true to form, Gartman's prediction yielded one of the most exciting, history-making, newsline-grabbing markets in the history of energy products.

If this is boring, I hope 2016 is completely somniferous.

Bonus image: rorrwwwwww.