A terrific day for the equity bears (so far, at least). I'm short Dicks (DKS) – – which reminds me of my college days, when there were stores all around this valley with this name: Dick's Electronics, Dicks Carpet, and my favorite – Linoleum Dicks. (I'm serious). Apparently their sports outlet was the success story, and I am short them now:

This is a nice companion to another sports/camping retailer I'm short – Cabela's: